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THE SIMPSONS

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NUCLEAR POWER PLANT

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THE SPIRIT ENLARGES EVERYONE

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IF I KILL YOU, YOU DON'T PAY ME

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PRIMARY SCHOOL

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THE CLASS HAMSTER
HE IS NOT SLEEPING

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3 DAYS WITHOUT ACCIDENTS

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THE ANDROID DUNGEON

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Look how I get mad
to a madman.

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Wow, customers. How much I hate them.

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I have been told that before being
a movie, Spider-Man

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It was a comic.

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It's true?

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But...

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For the love of Steve Ditko!

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Don't you know that Spider-Man appeared
for the first time in the 1962 classic

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Amazing Fantasy number 15?

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Wow, 12 cents!

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- Give me eight.
- How...

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You will be an idiot! In good condition
They cost 40,000 dollars!

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I have to lie down...

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...on a pile of Hulk hands
that I have not sold.

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Hulk smashes.

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HULK HANDS
LEFT ONLY

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What is this?

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Normalman?

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This is not a Marvel, DC, hero
Image or WildStorm.

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"It was a normal day for the messenger
Normal Mann until..."

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Help! Bank robbers!

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Shut your mouth!

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This normal man is going to disappear.

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Look at that fat round as an egg.

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It's "beaten" like an egg.

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- Egg.
- Egg.

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Laugh now while you can.

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Normalman absorbs the powers
of superheroes

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of the comics it touches.

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FISION BOY

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Power absorption power, absorb!

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He's just a fat flyer. Keep stealing.

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Good afternoon.

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Get me into Sing Sing! It's safer!

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Hey!

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Perfect.

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Plastic Man Powers, Absorb!

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Where do you think you're going?

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Normalman will stop
crime wherever it is!

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And I'm Normalman!

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Drop my comic.

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Have you done it?

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Be quiet! Nobody cares
critical opinion

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of a little boy...

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Well I like it.

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How do you say?

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Normalman is amazing!

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When I read it, I forgot my problems.

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Now they are back with a vengeance.

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Has anyone seen it?

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No. If you go outside,

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the online community will scoff.

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Son of Spock's son, The Knight
Insecure, I killed Kenny 6475.

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Get over them.
They're just idiots, like you.

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I am two of them.

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Okay, I'll self-publish it!

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How many numbers have you written?

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Only 335,

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among which is
the controversial number 289,

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where Marmaduke dies.

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That guy has been writing them for years.

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Do people with problems
can they be creative?

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Yes, appearances are deceiving.

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NORMALMAN
THE ORIGIN

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SPRINGFIELD COPY SHOP

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I'm loaded.

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COMIC STORE

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ODIN OF SHELBYVILLE

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THE MALTESE VULCAN

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FILMS
FAILING SUCCESS

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What will it be
our next summer franchise?

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Do you want an original idea?

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Yes. Let your imagination fly.

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Something that hasn't been done
a movie yet, but it seems so.

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Extension cords!

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- Dry furts!
- Keys!

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We have already made a great movie

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of everything that exists. There is nothing left.

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Dad, can we go?

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I have already seen all the hotel DVDs.

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Jonah, what do you have there?

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What a surprise that you don't know

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what is this

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It's nothing more than Normalman,
the best comic in the world.

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What powers does it have?

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- All.
- That's it!

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Our next summer hit
It will be Normalman.

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Marv, Ginormous Pictures bought
the rights three weeks ago.

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Damn!

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THREE WEEKS AGO

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All of Ginormous Pictures
we are big fans

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and we think that Normalman
It would be a great movie.

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Don't tell me.

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Like when you thought
the same from Stratego?

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Did you want to sell us that a blue general
would I date a red explorer?

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Don't make me laugh.

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It wasn't our fault!
Brett Ratner had the last word.

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I know perfectly well what happened.

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THE SPACE

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I'm going to explain it to you.

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I'm not interested
neither money nor women.

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I know it's impossible.

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What I want is to choose the actor
who will play Normalman.

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Impossible.

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- Thank you.
- We never allow...

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Thank you.

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Hollywood will laugh at us.

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I repeat, thank you.

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- Okay, okay.
- Thank you.

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OPEN

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I've played hardball with Hollywood.

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The closest I'm going to get
to play sports!

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CASTIN FOR FILM IN PROGRESS

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"Where there is a crime to solve,
I will be there to solve...

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...lo".

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There is more but my fax ran out of ink
and I can't read it.

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Do you know where I can buy ink
for an "Amiga" brand fax?

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Thank you. It's been very good.

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Do you want me to do it another way?
Sad?

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Or from Brooklyn?
Or with the voice of Richard Nixon?

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No.

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But I have already bought a boat!
with the money you were going to pay me!

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Comic book store clerk,
you have to choose someone.

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We have already seen three people.

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You don't understand anything,
latte-drinking leeches.

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I have seen enough
Hollywood hotties.

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We need a nobody
chubby and ugly.

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A Normalman!

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Can you help me?
I need change for a dollar.

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I also need a dollar.

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You... are... acceptable!

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Brilliant. Do you want to see me naked?

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- There is no nudity in this movie.
- What movie?

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Everyone at this table

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we have to say something incredible
What happened to us today. Lisa?

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I have qualified
for the National Mathematics Competition.

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Okay. Marge, it's your turn.

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Who is the president
from the Garden Club?

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You. Following.

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No, I lost.

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Fuck them. Bart?

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Dr. Hibbert says
that my thyroid gland doesn't...

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Time's up!
Maggie, suck it sucks you.

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It's my turn!

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NORMALMAN
THE LEGEND

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I AM THIS

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Some idiots from Hollywood
They've signed me to make a movie!

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- Hello!
- Come on!

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STAR WARS EPISODE VII
THE APOLOGY

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ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS 3
THE RAGE!

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Homer, we have a problem.

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Okay, I'll return the Oscars.
that I stole in the hall.

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The Golden Globe?

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No!

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We have a bigger problem.

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Homer, my brother and I taught them
this photo of you

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to a representative sample
of spectators.

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No one thought you looked like a superhero.

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Several looked at the sun
to try to go blind.

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They looked at the sun ignoring
his most primal instincts.

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Lose weight, get fit and become
In the Normalman that people want to be,

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instead of what they are now.

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I don't know if I can.

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Because of the yo-yo effect.

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I want a puppy!
I want peanuts!

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Why don't you laugh? Don't you get it?

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Maybe I can help.

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Lyle McCarthy.

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At last! The solution to my problems!
And what are you doing?

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He is the coach of the stars.

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This is how Brad and Angelina were
before meeting me.

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It helps them to have some chicha.

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Come with me.

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Take my hand, Homer,
and say goodbye to your fat self.

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Goodbye, fat me.

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Will this be okay with you?
to the guy who created Normalman?

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That? It has already become Hollywood.

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many people change
when coming to this city.

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But not me.

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Now, excuse me.

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I must tell you a story
to my adopted Cambodian son.

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Babysitters! Get the boy and the story.

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Hello, Prius.

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Give dad a kiss.

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Homer, do you know why you eat?

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to swallow me
my frustration and my disappointments?

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If something goes wrong, do you deal with it?
stuffing yourself with donuts?

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Yes. Sometimes I don't have time to ****.

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I will teach you other emotional alternatives
healthier.

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We have little time.

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So we'll do it with a montage
with the song "Eye of the Tiger."

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That song is very obvious.
Can we listen to David Bowie's "Heroes"?

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It's your setup.

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This setup is exhausting.

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Can I make a sad montage

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- walking?
- No.

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One where I turn a team
second in finalists?

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- No.
- Me using strange means of transportation,

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like a balloon, a camel

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or getting on a chicken truck?

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Then I'll talk to the driver,

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but the driver is a chicken!

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Let's fast forward a month.

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ONE MONTH LATER

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Ten thousand one, ten thousand two...

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...I'm already in shape.

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I have to answer.

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Tobey!
Cider House Rules!

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He's a weakling.

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Seabiscuit, be careful with the sugars.

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What a mess it is.

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How great you are!

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Tobe, we've already talked about it.

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If the rice is not brown,
Forget it, kid.

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I have to leave you.
Now I'm with Normalman.

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Don't worry. It's the worst.

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I only tell lies.

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Good morning! Bad days.

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Was it Tobey Maguire?

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Look, Homerito,
like I told John Travolta,

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My client list is private.

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Come on, enough chitchat.
Get on the bar.

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Stripper up, firefighter down.

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And sexy.

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Heroic.

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Sexy.

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Heroic.

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Sexy.

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Heroic.

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Earn your bread.

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This was on the roof.

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I think we will not see again
to the Purple Outcast.

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Thanks, Normalman.

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Don't thank me,
give them to Captain America

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for giving me the necessary patriotism
to want to save the president.

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And to Wonder Woman,
for giving me tits

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to distract the guards.

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And cut.

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What do you think, children?

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It's been amazing!

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There are some inconsistencies in the script.

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This is what happens when there are 17 scriptwriters.

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But don't worry.
We have two new ones.

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Homie, take your shirt off again.

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You have less body to love,
but I love you even more.

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What was that?

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Your other hand.

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Cut! Excellent!

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Bring the next helicopter.

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A great interpretation.

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It smells like Oscar.

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Oscar, shower or bathe in tomato
or something, please.

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This is the best life!

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They pay me a fortune.

263
00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,833
I have a closet
full of chocolates and watches

264
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:15,002
and I rent to my friends.

265
00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:17,630
At least you see my face.
Not like Carl.

266
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:20,341
They pay me to do what I like.

267
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:27,807
There are things that end in this life,
but not fame and great body.

268
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:30,059
Homer! Homer-sapiens!

269
00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:31,352
Can I talk to you?

270
00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:34,480
I know it's not a good time,
But I'll leave you for another job.

271
00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:39,235
Is that what this temporary job
was it for you? A little job?

272
00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:41,695
Don't take this the wrong way, Home-naje!

273
00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:44,448
How will I avoid eating too much?

274
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:46,367
Remember what I taught you.

275
00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:48,619
That the only way to be thin

276
00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:52,790
is to pay 5000 dollars a week
to a nutritionist?

277
00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:55,543
I have taught you well. Bye bye.

278
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,885
BUS STOP

279
00:14:10,474 --> 00:14:11,600
It's gone.

280
00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:14,979
CATERING

281
00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:17,273
A little piece of cheese won't hurt me.

282
00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:21,443
It has another piece attached.

283
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,445
Well, it still counts as one.

284
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:29,034
It's bad luck to eat
an odd number of cheeses.

285
00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:42,089
Don't look at me!

286
00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:45,217
Don't look at me!

287
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:46,343
You, yes, look.

288
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:57,813
Normal, you're the only one in Gothamópolis
who hasn't seen Normalman.

289
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:02,151
What I can assure you
I'm not Normalman.

290
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:07,990
Cut.

291
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:09,533
This is a disaster.

292
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,201
I have a bad feeling.

293
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,495
He is fat,
we have exhausted the budget

294
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,039
and the grasshoppersaurus

295
00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:17,333
that we built has turned evil.

296
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:34,600
Marge, I'm ready for love.

297
00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:36,644
Come to me.

298
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:42,608
Marge, tell me something!

299
00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:45,027
I think you've gained some weight.

300
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,695
Always complaining.

301
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,530
BADULAQUE

302
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,074
Apu, I have to lose weight!

303
00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:51,784
Do you have something that makes me vomit?

304
00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:53,285
Don't know.

305
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:56,497
You may have expired milk.

306
00:15:58,207 --> 00:15:59,458
Here it is.

307
00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:02,503
A delicious cut milk from 1961.

308
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:08,008
In '61 everyone danced the twist
like the previous summer.

309
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:15,599
Whatever you do,
don't chew the lumps.

310
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:17,977
- Oh.
- Oh, God.

311
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:21,522
Hallway cleaning in three, two, one...

312
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,610
And action!

313
00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:29,571
That?

314
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:30,739
Cut!

315
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,491
- Where is Homer?
- In his trailer.

316
00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:34,702
- Isn't it going to come out?
- He can't get out.

317
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:43,043
this movie
It's a shame Jar Jariana.

318
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:47,256
As a writer, I demand to express my opinion!

319
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:49,258
Well, I'm afraid it's not possible.

320
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:51,677
Okay. I respect it.

321
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,721
Vulcan Death Technique!

322
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,015
Hollywood pigtail pull!

323
00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:03,897
My only sin
was believing in George Clooney!

324
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:12,990
NORMALMAN TEST PASS

325
00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:15,242
How are you, man?

326
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,998
I think this is going to be rubbish.

327
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:21,915
I am an expert.

328
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:24,793
I produced Bad Summer Movie,
a bad parody

329
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,545
of bad summer movies.

330
00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:28,630
We fix everything with the assembly.

331
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,675
The assembly fixes everything,
minus my problems with the Treasury.

332
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,052
How's that going?

333
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:48,358
Normalman, don't hide!

334
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:50,611
Here you have me!

335
00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:52,863
I've been here all the time.

336
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:13,175
In some shots he is fat
and in others he is skinny.

337
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:14,676
It doesn't let me concentrate.

338
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,678
Like when you kiss a girl and she burps.

339
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:19,306
Who is in charge
of the continuity of the film?

340
00:18:19,389 --> 00:18:21,600
I tried to show them the Polaroids!

341
00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:22,643
They didn't pay attention to me.

342
00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:24,812
Your job is to warn them.

343
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,814
Nobody takes responsibility anymore.

344
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:31,401
I just wanted to go back to work
after having my children.

345
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:34,196
Well now your children
They will be ashamed of you.

346
00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:36,949
Homerete.

347
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:39,034
What happened, buddy?

348
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,787
You have gone from Normalman to Scatteredman.

349
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:43,997
Well, you left!

350
00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:45,791
Who did you leave me for?

351
00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:48,001
Tell me. I will endure it.

352
00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:53,132
Okay. It was because of Turtle from Entourage.

353
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:54,299
I knew it!

354
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:55,884
EDDIE MURPHY
IN A FAT SUIT

355
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,136
WELCOME AGAIN,
POTTER

356
00:18:57,219 --> 00:19:00,097
Come on, Homeron, it's okay, Homerete.

357
00:19:00,764 --> 00:19:02,182
Look, I'm sorry.

358
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,767
I will reward you.

359
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:06,270
I will train you. Then I'll leave you again.

360
00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:08,522
Then I'll come back and train you.

361
00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:10,691
This is how I make money.

362
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:12,734
Just you and me?

363
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:15,237
You, me and Turtle.

364
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,989
It could work.

365
00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:18,866
He's a great guy.

366
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:21,034
He's a horrible guy.

367
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,162
You have said both things to me.

368
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:26,373
I'm sorry! I don't feel it.

369
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,501
Look, comic book store clerk,

370
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,086
the movie is bad.

371
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:34,173
Yes, the projectionist hanged himself
with the last roll.

372
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,799
But you created Normalman.

373
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:37,676
Your fans will do what you tell them.

374
00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:39,803
If you say the movie is good,

375
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:41,430
We'll let you direct the next one.

376
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:45,434
Will I be able to direct
Normalman II: Vengeance Rising?

377
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:47,019
Of course!

378
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:51,356
Tell your idiot followers
of the internet to watch the movie.

379
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:57,196
Sell my soul for fame in Hollywood
or be faithful to my noble ideals.

380
00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:01,867
Normalman: The Movie
It is the culmination of my greatest dream.

381
00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:06,455
I'm one of the few who saw it last night
come true on the big screen.

382
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:10,292
There is only one problem in this production
of 200 million dollars,

383
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,878
and it is the worst...

384
00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:14,713
...movie in the world!

385
00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:16,465
Send!

386
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:17,758
And drink.

387
00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:21,845
Although a law has been passed

388
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:25,140
so that Normalman
never be projected again,

389
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:30,062
remains in the heart of every man,
woman and child seeking justice...

390
00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:33,941
...or what do you want to see
how they beat up the bad guys.

391
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:35,359
How cold I am.

392
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:21,738
Subtitles: Clarisa Alonso